Seriously, my kids are friggin' hilarious!
Me: "Iyla, why do you look so annoyed right now?"
Iyla: "Because Mommy, sometimes I get sick of being best friends with you! You need a different best friend...oh wait...LET ME GO ASK LEILA! She might want to be best friends with you today."
Nya: "Mommy, I have an idea!"
Me: "Ok, what is it?"
Nya: "We should get another dog that is a white girl dog. That way, Chance can have a mixed love like you and Daddy have. Chance can be the brown boy and the white dog can be the white girl."
Me: "HAHAHAHA, I am pretty sure your Dad would never let us get another dog."
Nya: "That is just unfair for Chance...doesn't he want him to find true love?"
The other night we got home pretty late and Leila had fallen asleep in the car. I carefully unbuckled her and slowly carried her up stairs to her bed. I laid her in the bed and started to walk away when I heard this...
"What the heck...it is dark in here and change my diappie Mommy (aka diaper)."
It was so funny because - 1. I thought she was sound asleep, 2. She said it in a really funny high pitched voice, and 3. What 2 year old baby says "WHAT THE HECK?"