I stole this from another parent blogger. It was too funny not to share. This COMPLETELY describes Leila...and Iyla sometimes too!
46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
Some of these are total guesses. Educated guesses, but guesses nonetheless. Seems like it’s hard being a kid.
Her sock is on wrong.
Her lips taste salty.
Her shirt has a tag on it.
The car seat is weird.
She’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
Someone touched her knee.
She’s not allowed to get in the oven.
I picked out the wrong pants.
Her sister looked at her.
Her sister didn’t look at her.
Her hair is heavy. (a personal favorite)
We don’t understand what she said.
She doesn’t want to get out of the car.
She wants to get out of the car by herself.
The iPad has a password.
Her sleeve is touching her thumb.
She doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.
The inside of her nose stinks.
Chicken is gross.
A balloon she got six months ago is missing. (so TRUE)
A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.
I gave her the wrong blue crayon.
The gummi vitamin is too firm.
Netflix is slow.
She jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.
She’s not allowed to touch fire.
Everything is wrong with her dress.
There’s a dog within a 70 mile radius. (not so much this one)
A shoe should fit either foot.
I asked her a question.
Her sister is talking.
She can’t lift a pumpkin.
She can’t have my keys. (while I am driving usually)
The dog is in her way.
The dog won’t let her touch its eyeball.
The inside of her cheek feels rough.
Things take too long to cook.
She has too much food in her mouth.
She (almost) sneezed.
She doesn’t know how to type.
The DustBuster is going to eat her.
Her mom is taking a shower.
Someone knocked over her tower.
She got powdered sugar on her pants.
The yogurt won’t stay on her spoon.
EVERYTHING IS TOO HOT.